Flat Butt be Gone: Every Man Deserves some Booty!

Got a flat butt? You’re not alone, amongst my male clients, it’s one of the most common “problems” guys want me to address.  The pursuit of ass , is not a matter of vanity, it’s a matter of practicality – clothes fit better when have a butt!

There’s a number of ways to address a flat butt, if you have the patience and desire you can exercise and in twenty years you’ll have a nice piece of ass.  Or you can take the surgical road and implant one. That works too, but if you want a quick fix just to keep your pants up, follow these tips and I promise you …  you’ll get some ass.

Find a good tailor who is familiar with “cupping”
I take all my assless clients to my master tailor, to have their pants “cupped.”  Cupping involves a adding a couple of invisible darts that will taper your pants to give you the illusion of ass. Next time you purchase trousers, do let the tailor end with just waist and length, ask them what else they can do to “enhance” the fit of your pants.

Keep ‘em up with the right belt.
Plumbers crack doesn’t just come from a flat butt, it comes from not wearing the right belt. Have an assortment of belts including woven and braided leather so that you can easily adjust your belt based on what you’re wearing, the cut (style) of your pants and your weight for that matter.

Put some stretch in it.
Jeans and Khakis come in all types of fabrics these days.  Look for a pair with a little bit of stretch.  They will fit better, feel better and get the slimmer fit you need without sacrificing comfort.  Here’s one of my favorites, they’re call Jack of Spades Jeans and I put a lot of my clients in them.

Never put anything in your pockets.
Sorry but stuffing stuff in your pockets with keys, wallets and other stuff, only draws more attention to your flat butt because it distorts

Give the eye someplace else to go!
Draw attention away from your flat butt by giving people another place to look.  Instead of wearing the old, boring belt, shirt or shoes, step it up a bit with color, better accessories, anything that will draw positive attention to the right direction and away from your flat butt and to something else that makes you proud.

The bottom line (get it?) is that there are a number of ways get some ass … if you really one. Want customized solutions to life’s little wardrobe woes? Ask Robin!