5 Ways to Have More Sex with your Wife

Being married, one would think Saturday night sex is a given, after all, it’s one of the perks of making a lifelong commitment: constant companionship and sex.  So, why aren’t you getting any?

The first reason is that Saturday’s are different when you’re married, date night starts earlier and lasts for more than a few hours. Here’s a frequent scenario – at least in my house.

Him: It’s Saturday night, you finally have a chance to relax and you’re looking over at your wife thinking “I wonder if I’m going to get any tonight.”

Her: It’s Saturday night, I finally have a chance to relax and I’m horny too and I’m looking over at my husband thinking “I hope you doesn’t muck it up for yourself!”

Guys, you may not know this but “we” as in wives, really, really want to to have sex and if you want to help us a long, here’s a few things you can do to make the evening flow better for both of us:

1.  If there was anything we asked you to do earlier that day, please do it! We’re still thinking about it and we won’t be able to relax (have sex) until we know its done. And don’t feel like you’re whipped, its just one of the small ways we feel heard and appreciated.

2. Make arrangements for the evening together. For example, if you don’t smell dinner, chances are there isn’t any dinner so ask us “what would we like to do for dinner?”  I said “do” not “make.” By rephrasing the dinner question, you’re giving us lots of options and we like options. Options increase the likelihood of Saturday night sex.

3.  Focus.  The quickest way to the bedroom is through communication. Ask questions, look interested, respond and contribute to the conversation. The earlier you do this, the more likely you will have sex. Don’t wait until bedtime to engage in conversation,  we’ll know “something is up.”

4. Be squeaky clean. Seriously, women are turned on by men and water.  It’s also a cleaner way of signaling that you’re ready, nothing is worst than hearing “do you want to have sex?” Not to mention, we’ll think that you want to be clean and ready for us and that’s a turn on.

5. Don’t do or say anything disgusting. Save the gross jokes, farts, burps for another time. There are some things we don’t need in our heads if you want us to “go there.” Plus, we don’t understand bathroom humor and it will turn us off quickly – maybe even for a couple of days.

A little forethought, is like foreplay. Follow these simple tips and by 9pm, you will both know whether or not you’ve got the green light!